punk is dad
 

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

dappercriss:

thank you

babyferaligator:

the first person that masturbated must have been like YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

bbcamerica:

Steve Carell, Kristen Wiig and Chris O’Dowd vs. An Enormous Fly on BBC America’s The Graham Norton Show

“Oh my god, that’s the biggest fly I’ve ever seen.” - Kristen Wiig

Steve Carell teaches how to catch it, but you’ll never guess what Chris O’Dowd does…

BBC America’s The Graham Norton Show airs Thursday, June 27 at 10/9c.

thefrogman:

This nap weighed 9 pounds. 

vulcanist:

sexual orientation: this picture of zachary quinto

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darrynek:

why does it seem like every dad sneezes really loud

RF